Apparently it is so, or else I have been grossly misinformed and all the girls at the fireworks last night actually WERE incredibly stupid.

 

Really. Went out to fireworks, and it was kind of cold, so I had my jeans and my jacket, et cetera. Walking along, and I see something like 356786593298762346 of these girls wearing nothing but a miniskirt or short shorts, and a boob tube.

 

What the fuck? It was COLD, why on earth would they wear something like that? I know it's 'in fashion', but noone looks good when they're all goose-bumpy. Honestly. Wear some real clothing for once you stupid stupid girls.

 

They're going to end up in hospital with pneumonia or something, and they'll be like the old peple on the smoking ads, but instead of smoking, they'll be all, "my one regret... is that I never wore enough clothes to keep me warm... it was the cool thing to do... I wish I had grown a brain and worn more than a metre of thin material...*coughcoughDIE*"

 

Morons.

 

Okso.

 

I read through a few entries of mine, and I realized, wow dude, you complain about a lof of things.

 

Not that that's a bad thing. But I figured I'd put in an entry full of great, supercool things.

 

If you disagree with any of them, I'm sorry, but you are wrong and there is no longer any reason for you to go on living.

 

 

Placebo are the greatest band who ever walked to earth. Not only do they have a gay Swedish bass player, they also have a great British drummer and a small, sexy and talented front man.

 

POSSIBLY THE GREATEST THING MAN HAS EVER HEARD.

 

This is not oversell, they really are that good.

 

 

Star Wars. Awesome great movies. But it really is the man in black that does it. He could have a movie all to himself. I mean, who else could have a nerdy breathing apparatus and STILL be that hardcore?

 

 

Sweden. Norway. Denmark. Finland. The last two may be interchangeable, depending on your sources. Anyway. They are awesome just because they are. The accents man, you can't get muc cooler than that. And they have some absolutely dandy bands from around that area.

 

I don't really have that much of a reason for liking them. I just think they're cool, and so should you.

 

 

Really. No outfit is complete without some sort of strange accessory, be it suspenders, brightly coloured glasses or odd socks.

 

Because fashion is for people who don't know how to dress themselves, and have to be told what to wear.

 

I can't be bothered thinking of any more awesome things. But at least no-one can say that I complain ALL the time now.

 

Even so, complaining is more fun.

 

 

 

 

What on earth is with all the fake depressed kids these days?

 

It seems like as soon as they hit thirteen they decide that life is no longer worth living, and they all want to be goths because that will make them SOOOOOOOOO different.

 

Please note, I have absolutely nothing against actual goths, and depession is a bad thing, if you have it, I pity you, go get help.

 

But what I'm talking about is when every single thirteen or fourteen year old decides that they LOOOOOOOOVE Slipknot and they LOOOOOOOVE Marilyn Manson and they HATE God and they HATE their parents and noone ever understands them, boo fucking hoo. And they come up with MSN addresses like 'princessofdarkness357867' and 'gothgurl666' and 'blackangelwings6969', et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And then the wear lots of bad makeup and hang around shopping centres to make SURE people notice how terribly individual they are, even though there is another whiny kid just like them around the next corner.

 

I swear. If you really really wanted to be individual, you'd wear as many colours as humanly possible, then smile and wave at every single person you meet whilst listening to WHAM.

 

Which, come to think of it, is probably more fun anyway.

The title won't let me say 'Whore'. Losers. Anyway.

 

Okayso.

 

We all know how I feel about t-shirt slogans. Or atleast, we all SHOULD, and if we don't we should do some scrolling and become informed.

 

Anyway. Today, I feel the t-shirt slogan industry has finally been topped. Move over t-shirts, it's time for underwear slogans!

 

Why on earth would one buy underwear with things like 'sex kitten' on them? The majority of the time, no-one is going to see it, so no-one is going to know if you're a 'horny devil' or a 'good girl'.

And the times when the underwear does become exposed, I'm pretty sure no-one is going to care about what's written ON the underwear, as opposed to what is UNDER the underwear, wink wink nudge nudge.

 

And why would you pay extra? You can normal underwear. And then you get the 'cheeky' or 'cute' underwear with Care Bears and diamentes that cost an extra five bucks. And for what? Wearing them doesn't make you sexier, it doesn't make you more attractive, it does not make youu cheeky or cute, and you know why? BECAUSE IT'S UNDERWEAR AND NO-ONE SEES IT.

 

I think it's kind of sad that I'm bitching about underwear, but hell, its my little piece of internet and I'll do what the fuck I want with it.

 

The End.

 

 

Why the fuck do people say 'that's hot' all the time? It's a recent trend, but fuck, WHY?

Particularly since as far as I know, it originated from Paris Hilton and her stupid friend. Why would you be like that? Talking like them won't make you 'hot' like they apparently are, and it won't make you a millionaire.

And yet, I hear it everywhere.

 

For example. I'm downtown, in the shop that sells the pretty sparkly jewellery, looking for a gift for my friend.

There's a couple of blonde things browsing also, and all I hear from them is "Ohmygod, that is SO hot", "How totally hot is that?" and "That is like, SOSOSO hot".

Same in the clothing store. Apparently teensy weensy skirts are, quote, "So hot, I mean, just really really hot, like, I have never SEEN anything that hot"

 

FOR GOD'S SAKE, FIND ANOTHER ADJECTIVE! How about "fabulous" or "great" or "gorgeous" or "wonderful" or any of the other countless synonyms for "good"?

Why do to youth of today have such a limited vocabulary?

 

Hot should only ever be used to describe temperature. Or potatoes.

 

The End.