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October 23 Just Because Your Shirt Says You're Hot Doesn't Mean You AreI'm sick of the slogans on t-shirts!
"If you're cute I'm single!"
"Kiss me before my boyfriend comes back!"
"Tell your boyfriend I said thanks!"
Why would anyone want to degrade themselves to that level? It's not hot or cute or cheeky, it just makes you look like a whore.
And then there's the ones like:
"Don't even ask"
and
"How about never?"
Are you assuming people would actually ask? You think you're that good? If you were really that hot you wouldn't NEED a t-shirt to tell people, thats what we have eyes for. Whats sad is when you see twleve year olds wearing this shit. I mean really, it's just sort of wrong.
And of course, there's the old classic:
"My eyes are up here"
Doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose? When we have to look at your tits to see what it says, only to be told 'Don't look at my tits!'
How do these shirts sell?! Who the hell buys this crap? And WHY? WHY WHY WHY?
Argh.
October 18 The Title Should Probably Be Relevant To The Topic, Huh?Feh. I couldn't think of a catchy title, so yeah. Deal.
Anyway. In recent times I've noticed and increasing number of songs using internet slang (i.e. U, R, 4ever etcetera) in their titles. Examples: '4ever', 'Since U Been Gone', 'Don't Cha', 'Don't You Eva' and so on and so forth. And it's pissing me off. Because internet slang gives me the shits when it's on the internet, let alone EVERYWHERE ELSE.
Why abbrieviate song titles? Just because people are too fucking lazy to type properly doesn't mean they're too lazy to read. Or at least I'd hope so, otherwise we're all pretty screwed.
Is it 'cool' to use internet slang in title all of a sudden? Does it somehow cause the artist to become omfglyk, so creative? More 'in touch' with the youth of today?
WHY WHY WHY?
I always thought musicians were above that. Then again, the culprits can hardly be counted as 'musicians', not when bringing out such lyrical masterpieces as 'Ohh ahh, I lost my bra, I left it in my boyfriends car' and 'Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?'
Excuse me while I go drown some kittens, I'm getting far too worked up over this.
October 16 I Hate Perky Kids And Mullberries.Hey look! Another bus story from the exciting life of Steffy.
M'kay. Sitting on the bus, talking to my awesome loser friends, and the perky kids decide they want to throw mullberries today. For all those uninformed, a mullberry is a berry (OMGwtf?), and it's purple, and innredibly squishy. When you place them gently on the ground they leave juice everywhere, so you can imagine the effect when they get THROWN.
And yeah.I got pissed, everyone ESLE got pissed, and we're all going, "Stop throwning your damn berries morons". The bud driver made them pick the things up, etcetera, but there's juice EVERYWHERE, and it's all gross.
I was annoyed so I based Jessie's serial killer picture for that day on the perky kids being eaten. (Don't ask).
What was annoying was, the kids ho'd been throwing the berries got off at the shop to get sugary things, then as they get back on, have the audacity (Look Jess! I used the word!) to go "Oh GROSS, there's mullberries everywhere!"
And I'm just thinking, it's YOUR fault they're there morons!
Feh.
It's great to be bcak at school, I have THINGS to complain about. Gawsh I'm awesome.  You Know What? Screw it.Feh. I can't be fucked dong the new space, I'm FAR too attatched to this one. I'll just delete the new one and yeah.
That's me being indesicive for you. Annoying huh?
OK, so, it's copy ad paste the exciting bus story from there back to here.
And we're back in business. Hooray?/ The Link Works Now.At least I think it does. I got rid of the slash at the end... damn sensitive msn space web address thingies. Feh. If it doesn't work this time I'll just kill the new one and resurrect the classic.
Anyway. Link. Is down there. Go. Now. October 14 CHANGE OF ADDRESSA must read for my fans. (Wishful thinking much?)
Yeah. I got myself a new email, and I can't be bothered signing in and out etcetera, just to update this thing. So I made a new one. You can find it here: http://spaces.msn.com/members/another-nancy-boy
It's slowly becoming as awesome as this one, I'll have to link to here when I'm done.
Have fun kids! I love you really. October 11 Look! I Updated!Feh. Comment me NOW, I need some attention.
DO IT.
Before I have to start sending subliminal messages.
Or even better, I'll go start cutting myself. OMG IM SO DEPRESSED NOTICE ME DAMN YOU.
(Note: No, I'm NOT serious, and I don't cut myself. Myabe I should have phrased that more moronically so you'd see I'm taking the shit out of the emo kids)
Anyway.
DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. COMMENT. NOW BITCH. No-One Wants To Know If You Love BradLook! Update!
I recently noticed a sort of 'trend', if you will, amongst couples. Apparently it's a great idea to but putting things like "I :heart: so-and-so" or "So-and-so is sexy" on the end of msn nicknames, toilet walls, bags, hats, ad basically any other clear surface.
Why? I get that you want to let your significant other know that you care, but gawsh, why inflict it upon the rest of us? It could just be me, but I really kind of doubt that anyone besides you actually cares that "I :heart: Brad" or whatever.
Woulnd't it be easier, and more importantly, more discreet to just pass notes or some other random thing that you people do?
Is there some kind of instinctive NEED to let everyone know, "Hey, look at me! I have a boyfriend/girlfriend! Aren't I GREAT?"
Perhaps it's just some innocent teenage phase. Like most other things.
Maybe I'm just being bitter. But so what, I can if I want and I will. Nyeh. |
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