You know what amuses me?

 

When bands are hypocrites.

I can't remember if I've blogged about this before, but there's now more evidence, so I shall do it again.

 

Now, we're all familiar with that particular feline band that you know I LOOOOVE so much. And they bust out songs proclaiming how freaking HOT they are and how much better they are than your girlfriend. And how you are welcome to stare and their "beep", or possibly "loosen their buttons" (How exactly do you 'loosen' buttons anyway?).

 

And then suddenly, they come out with some fake ass, girl power tripe saying that they "don't need a man" to make them happy.

 

Make up your mind, you silly girls. Or fire your obviously sexually deprived songwriter.

 

(And just an off-topic trifle that I noticed- this latest little offering of theirs refers to not needing a "ring around my finger". Is this supposed to mean that they don't need a man at all, or simply that they prefer to have lots of no-strings-attached, slutty, one night stands? Something to ponder).

 

Another example is that oh-so-tough, oh-so-rugged band Nickelback. They come out with songs saying how much Chad Kroeger looooooves whatever woman he happens to be fantasizing about at the time, followed by a songs talking about animal sex in the back of a car. Some commitment, mate.

 

But you know. So long as the albums are selling, who cares about being consistent?

 

Keep safe kids.