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The Girl AnachronismBehold, the worlds worst accident 10月30日 Lost, Much?So I've graduated. All official and everything. Yay for me.
Only now I'm lost. I've decided not to go to Uni, so according to some I'm 'wasting my brains'. Well fuck you guys. If I'm so damn brainy, why bother with more learning? But in all honesty, it's never even appealed to me that much. I don't want to, so I'm not going to. End of story.
Except now I need a real job, and possibly some sort of ambition, which is what's getting me at the moment.
According to people in the know, I should have 'absolutely no trouble finding a job'. Guess what you guys? I AM.
And even if I did, what then? I'll have money, I could move out, but then what?
This is what I mean when I say lost. School was easy. There was a routine, and then they took it away, and now I'm pretty much a mess.
God damn it. 9月9日 Art Frikkin' History.Ugh. Worst part of TEE art. I just want to make pretty pictures, I don't like this 'learning' business.
Curse you, Heidelberg School!
In other news. I got a haircut, and now I can pass for a dude with less effort. It's quite super.
School is trying to tell us that we'll become hobos and die if we don't go to university, because it's obviously impossible to get a job ANYWHERE without a degree in law or something.
Three weeks of term left. Then mock exams. Then another week, and then graduation. And then we have MORE exams. And then I have to figure out what I'm going to do with myself once we get back from New Zealand. (Baaaaa...).
It's all so exciting. I wish I had something to bitch about, but I don't. Or I do and I'm too lazy to think of what it is. Either way. 7月8日 I'm Sure I've Missed The Deeper Meaning.Yuh. Stupid song of the week/month/whenever I can be bothered updating award goes to that annoying song about "This Is Why I'm Hot".
I quote:
"This is why I'm hot
I'm hot 'cause I'm fly
You ain't 'cause you're not"
So. He's 'hot' because he's 'fly'. Makes sense really. I mean, 'fly' has been proven to be the leading cause of hottness amongst rappers.
Hence, seeing as I'm apparently not 'fly', this causes me to be severely lacking in 'hot'.
What puzzles me is that 'fly' and 'hot' are pretty much two words for the same thing.
So... it looks like a song going "I'm cool because I'm cool... and you aren't. Because you're not cool".
Aside from that, it's also rap, and really, that's all the reason you need to hate a song.
The boundaries of self love and stupidity continue to be stretched. Amazing really.
7月6日 I'm Terrible, It's True.I'm lazy. =)
But it's probably going to be easier to update now. Seeing as we finally updated. *strokes new computer*
Speaking of things to stroke... I have a car. And P plates. I feel like one of the cool kids. Pretty sure I was born to do this driving thing, I enjoy it very much.
And I only hit the fence post and school twice. And it didn't even leave a dent, so it doesn't count.
So anyway. I have my precious baby, and suddenly the Holden/Ford argument goes up a level, from 'I can't believe you like Ford/Holden' to 'I can't believe you drive a Ford/Holden'.
I've had people refuse to get in the thing because it's a Falcon. Weird.
I don't see the big deal, myself. A car's a car. So long as it goes 'vroom' and gets me from A to B, it's all good.
It's amazing the things some people will get worked up over.
Yarr.
I promise I'll try no to be so lazy...
2月25日 It's Totally Impossible To Spend Valentines Alone, Now?I'm ten or eleven days late with this one. So shoot me.
Valentines Day always seems to bring out the BEST in the pre-teen crowd, don't you find? I swear, listening to the pre-V-Day conversations on the bus just saddens me. All these girlies having a fit because they don't have a Valentine! Ohnoez, end of the world you guys! And then they end up picking up some poor sod the day before, have him spend a pile on some flowers and then drop him the next day because it totally wasn't working out.
You might be a shallow whore, but at least you had a Valentine.
Nothing wrong with having a day dedicated to love etc, but if you actually do 'love' someone, it should be an all-year-around thing. And of course, all the kiddies assume that by 'love', we mean romantic. Whatever happened to platonic love? If you're that eager to celebrate Valentines, get something for a friend instead of using and abusing some poor sod of the opposite sex for one day.
It's not a holiday I've ever really seen the point in, to be honest. You don't get days off, and only some people get presents while everyone else feels rejected. And then of course everyone has to watch all the super popular kids prancing around school with their five odd bunches of roses, showing off how totally loved they are.
And before anyone can get all cynical and say 'omg ur just sayin that cuz you didnt get anythin', well, I did, so there. But I crammed it in my bag and moved in instead of waving it around going 'LOOK AT ME U GUYz!'.
Personally, I'm just waiting for Easter. At least then everyone gets chocolate.
1月22日 Promoting The Objectification Of Women Is SO Cool, You Guys.I honestly can't remember if I've blogged about this before or just thought about it for a long time. I'm too lazy to check so here it is anyway.
The number of girls going around wearing Playboy merchandise is kind of disturbing. All these little fourteen year olds going 'Oh, look at the bunny, isn't it CUTE?', and it doesn't seem to register with them that this critter happens to be the logo of a magazine which objectifies women in the worst way. Not to mention the creepy old guy living with a bunch of young chicks in a mansion... lets no go there.
Since when did it become 'cool' to promote scantily clad women? Unless you're a certain kind of male.
But really. Do you kids think that wearing Playboy jewellery/clothing/underwear makes you 'naughty' or 'cheeky'? Supporting the porn industry isn't hot, darlings. If you stopped spending your money on 'cheeky' logo covered clothing, you might be able to afford stuff with MORE material, which would be better for all of us.
Another point. Does the rise of Playboy as a label just prove that anything can be maketed to anyone? From a magazine aimed specifically at horny old men and teenage boys out to deny their gay urges, to this sudden trend amongst the pre-teens in the way of jewelerry and undies.
I swear, the silly childre will buy anything if it's in the surf shop and more than twenty bucks. Must be a genetic deficiancy.
12月2日 I'm Feeling Very Rejected, You Guys.No comments, I've been abandoned!
Sob sob.
I'm really only killing time until work. Gah, twelve hour day today. Nine until nine.
Not. Cool. Damn stocktake.
Feh, the ad for Steve Irwin's kid's dance video thing just came on. I don't care what you say, that kid is being exploited. She's nine, for the love of God leave her alone. Bastards.
Yay rambling. I think it's the Coke talking again... 11月26日 Hypocrites Are Funny.You know what amuses me?
When bands are hypocrites.
I can't remember if I've blogged about this before, but there's now more evidence, so I shall do it again.
Now, we're all familiar with that particular feline band that you know I LOOOOVE so much. And they bust out songs proclaiming how freaking HOT they are and how much better they are than your girlfriend. And how you are welcome to stare and their "beep", or possibly "loosen their buttons" (How exactly do you 'loosen' buttons anyway?).
And then suddenly, they come out with some fake ass, girl power tripe saying that they "don't need a man" to make them happy.
Make up your mind, you silly girls. Or fire your obviously sexually deprived songwriter.
(And just an off-topic trifle that I noticed- this latest little offering of theirs refers to not needing a "ring around my finger". Is this supposed to mean that they don't need a man at all, or simply that they prefer to have lots of no-strings-attached, slutty, one night stands? Something to ponder).
Another example is that oh-so-tough, oh-so-rugged band Nickelback. They come out with songs saying how much Chad Kroeger looooooves whatever woman he happens to be fantasizing about at the time, followed by a songs talking about animal sex in the back of a car. Some commitment, mate.
But you know. So long as the albums are selling, who cares about being consistent?
Keep safe kids. 10月23日 Stuff.I'm being terribly lazy with this updating thing, but I haven't forgotten you, I swear. Nothing interesting has happened. Girls still dress like morons. This month is all about polka dots and ugly dresses. And short shorts... oh God, the short shorts. They're back and it's worse than last year. Such trauma. I'll find something to bitch about soon, promise. 9月10日 Now There's A Way To Charm A Girl.Yay, more rants about crappy songs with crappy morals. I'm assuming we all know the ditty I'm referring to, the one with Nelly Furtado trying to revive her career by wearing less clothing and prancing around with some rapper who's calling her 'promiscuous' like it's a compliment. Which is what I'm wondering about. Just to clarify. Promiscuous:
So in general terms, the word means slut. And i'm wondering, if this song went along the lines of 'you slut, let me bang you' it wouldn't be half as popular. Yet because the word is 'promiscuous', that somehow makes it totally great. Actually, it probably wouldn be just as popular, come to think of it. I don't know, maybe more syllables equals more dignity? But then, i suppose most fans of this song wouldn't bother finding out the meaning of the word anyway right? It's popular, therefore it must be GOD, and noone must question the almighty chart music. Obviously. Personally, I'm quite shocked that a song such as this actually contains a word over two syllables. But there you go. Stay in school kids. 8月29日 'Me And My Friend Want To Be Emo, But We Don't Know How'Actual quote, from an actual girl, on my actual bus.
I found it amusing to think that such a common stereotype could be difficult to mimic, much more so that these particular little lasses were all into it.
Eavesdropping a little more, as you do, it appears that they are going to '... buy some black eyeliner and some black mascara and some black eyeshadow, and have to get another headband that ISN'T PINK'.
Great sweetie. Because ludicrously dark eye makeup and non-pink accessories will TOTALLY make you EMO.
To tell you the truth, I am sick to death of that whole concept. It seems like the buzz word for 2006, and everyone is either 'Emo is GREAT! mcr ARE THE BEST!' or they're all 'OMG I HATE EMO, I hope they all die!'.
Please, please, PLEASE, find another stereotype.
Is it really that compelling?
Apparently so, because these days anything different is suddenly 'emo'. For example, the sport carnival was today, and being the totally team spirited person I am (cough cough) I went sporting a large orange mohawk and some fishnets. Because I'm cool. And according to some little lads this makes me 'emo'.
At the same time, the kids wearing mostly black and sitting listening to their ipods under the trees were ALSO 'emo'.
As well as the girl who dyed her hair black.
And the guy wearing the tight t-shirt.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
At least the year is more then halfway over. Hopfully next year will bring a less annoying trend. Althoug judging by the state of things, it seems doubtful. 8月11日 'I Hate Her So Much' 'Why?' 'My Friend Said She's A Slut'Teenage girls are possiblt the most fickle, bitchy creatures on the planet.
But so what else is new.
Anyway.
Sitting through photography, I had the enlightening experience of listening to some of the other girls gossiping about this and that. And as they talked, I became aware of just how many people they supposedly 'hate'. They hate this girl because she's dating someone's ex. They hate this girl because she's a slut. They hate this girl because she dreses like a tryhard. They hate this girl because she's apparently pregnant. (I mean lyk, omg, she has the biggest pot belly, and she was touching it at recess. Yeah kids, she's OBVIOUSLY preggers).
I mentioned that they seem to hate a lot of people, and was then told that 'Oh, it's just because you don't hate anyone. You're way too nice'
Now it could just be me, but I find it amazing how easily these girls will form an opinion of someone they barely know. They hear or see something, and all of a sudden they 'hate' this girl.
As far as I know, I'm not terribly 'nice'. Civil, yes. I try, anyway. And as far as I know, I don't actually 'hate' anyone. Dislike intensely, naturally, but not 'hate'. Perhaps these kids just don't understand the severity of words like that. It's a bit like two day old couples going 'I LOVE you' 'No. I LOVE you'.
Words like hate and love aren't ones to throw around, and I just found it interesting that 15/16 year old girls seem to hate everyone. It's not healthy.
I think I've lost my point, but you get the idea.
Have fun kids. 8月7日 Because It's Totally Impossible For People To Go By Themselves.Eeeeeewwww.
Spring Dance is imminent, and the girlies are all aflutter. And of course, the question on everybodys lips is 'Who are you going WITH?'
And I'm wondering. Is it that important to go WITH someone? How impossible is it for people to just go by themselves, or with friends, as opposed to with some member of the opposite sex to hang off of all night? Silly people.
This is exactly like when people go out just for the sake of having a boyfriend or girlfriend. Seriously kids, what is the point of dating someone that you don't genuinely like in the first place? It's a waste of time and effort on everyone's part. Why not just wait until someone decent comes along, as opposed to doing it 'cause it's COOL.
Idiots.
Yeah, rant over. Tally ho kids. xox
8月3日 Because Everyone Knows That Internet People Are, Like, SO Hot.Chatrooms. Possibly the most entertaining thing on the internet. Some people may disagree with me, but they are most likely the people who look at porn.
Anyway. Is it just me, or is every girl in these rooms fourteen or under a) GOTH or b) HoT N SinGLe LoL?
Maybe not every, but certainly the mojority.
And whenever you point out that their GOTHness is contradicted by pink text, you're either a)a loser b) a dickhead c) a slut/skank/ho or d) all of the above. AND you totally don't understand that their dog just died and their Mum won't let them get a totally cool nose ring and they're ugly and fat and omgzzzz they like to cut themselves. LIfe is HARD.
And when the HaWt SinGLe ones try to crack onto you and you tell them you're a girl, somehow that makes YOU the 'OmG LeZbiAn!11!!1!'
And you know what's great? When people, online, in a chatroom, ask 'R u HoT?'
Yes, I'm a drop dead gorgeous babe who happens to be single and looking for love via trashy chatrooms as opposed to going out and having a life like all the OTHER supermodels. It's your lucky day grandad, take me now.
Ah, it feels good to blog again. I know you missed me. All three of you. =) 7月9日 Holidays.It's the holidays. Hence the title.
Two days in and I'm already bored. How terrible.
I might just be bored because it's Sunday, and there's shitty Sunday vibes everywhere. I don't know.
Me and Jessie did more baking today. We made a cake and some muffins and then we fell asleep in front of Van Helsing. It was not very exciting. Oh well.
And just because I just thought of it then. What is it that compels young males to yell or whistle out of car windows? Because that's really annoying.
Must be the same thing that compels the bus kiddies to scream all those nice words at kids they don't like.
Sigh.
I really don't even know what I'm on about, I'm only writing this becasue certain people told me to.
I don't know. The things I do for you. =) 6月25日 Quick, Get A Good View Of The Violence!People are sick, when you think about it.
Story. Tuesday, after school Fight breaks out in the park across from school. Naturally, mass migration occurs to the scene. I didn't see, but apparently it went a bit mad and everyone was punching everyone else. Most entertaining for the masses, or so it would seem, since everyone was talking about it the next day.
Rumour had it that there was to be an interschool war of sorts the day after. So after school, ten past three, there's this FUCKING MASSIVE mob of kids, either ready to beat the crap out of someone or ready to watch. And everyone just sort of milled around for awhile, until some teachers decided that we were being far too foreboding.
And now, looking back, I wonder what the appeal was. I mean, really. Once you've seen a couple of morons beat the crap out of each other, you've seen them all.
Somehow it's entertaining, but I can neer figure out why. Why are people so intrigued by others injuring (or, attempting to injure) one another?
It's probably the same reason people watch Jerry Springer. I just don't happen to know what that reason is.
Enlighten me if you will. Maybe people just suck... What do I mean 'maybe'? Of course they do.
Me And Jessie. On Sunday.Me and Jess did STUFF on the weekend. On Sunday. If the title didn't give that away.
I went to her house. And we BAKED.
Well. It was more a case of, she baked, ad I ate the sprinkles. But I helped in spirit. =D
And after that. We went down to the park and took photos of ourselves pretending to be cool.
We're so vain. We probably think this song is about us.
I even put them in the album thingy. Gosh. I'm turning into a thirteen year old all over again. But so what.
Yeah.
Sufficiant blog rambling for today. Until I find something better to write about. 6月13日 Changing The World, One Sticky Note At A Time.Today I walked around town, seeing as how exams are over and I was free to do as I pleased. Good times.
Anyway. Walking around, I walk past this bench, and it has this fluroescent pink sticky note attatched to it. Being the nosey little sod that I am, naturally, I took a look.
And all it said, in perfect neat writing, was "Jesus is the answer".
And sure, most people would write this off as damn Christian bible bashing hippy crap, but it got me wondering.
I thought, one person, probably on a whim, decided to try and spread a message. To leave a statement on a sticky note and hope that someone will take notice.
And I don't know if anyone did, or if anyone will, but it's interesting to think of the potential. Could someone have seen it and had their life changed forever? It sounds like some sort of serendipity crap, but to think about the possibilities is sort of odd. Done right, these things can start a revolution.
And sure, by tomorrow, it probably will have blown away, or it will have been ripped off and thrown away by someone who found it inappropriate, and that could be the end of it.
It probably wll be the end of it.
But the possibility is there.
Gosh. I feel all deep and meaningful now.
Even though I'm not.
But I like to make-believe. =) 6月10日 You Know That Sudden Feeling Of Impending Doom?Like the one I'm having now, because in a few hours the place is going to be overrun with 13/14 year old boys?
Just the thought of it makes me shiver. Actually, that might be the cold, but still.
It's days like these that I'm grateful to be working.
Even if we are supposed to clean out the cabinet tonight. Ew.
6月7日 So. Maybe That Wasn't As Harrowing As I Had Expected.It still sucked pretty hard though.
Speaking, of course, of todays exam. It wasn't even a REAL exam. It was some government shit, the GAT test. Apparently it helps determine the state average or something.
Either way. It didn't help my TER at all, and therefore was a big stupid waste of two hours that I could have spent doing something even less productive but much much more entertaining.
And after I wasted two hours, I wasted a few more hours walking aimlessly around town by myself, which was not fun, and then I came home and now I'm pretending to be cool on the internet.
Interesting though, how half the girls who came to the exam were not worried about the exam in itself, but rather, what they were going to wear to town afterwards.
Because that's so much more important.
Like.
They totally need exams on 'Why Shanie Should Never Have Worn Those Shoes With That Skirt, Omg, What A Skank, I Totally Hate Her'.
At least then maybe they'd pass SOMETHING. 6月6日 F*ck Derivatives.They don't let you swear in the title. I despise that.
Argh. Study. (Yes, I relize that by blogging I am using up precious study time. But so what. You love it).
Study study study. Not fun.
Especially when you don't actually understand half of what you're studying.
Meaning my routine goes something like this.
Read question.
Read question again.
Wtf.
Read question.
Oh. Duh. So that's what they want.
Try to figure out just how to answer question.
Remember something from class.
Revelation!
Suddenly realize that I'm working out the wrong thing.
Remember some OTHER equation from class.
Figure out question.
Hooray. Answer.
Check question.
Get a different answer to what I got the first time even though I did exactly the same thing.
Wtf.
Get confused.
Go on to next question.
Repeat.
Fucking exams.
Someone hold me. 6月5日 Stress. Stress. Stress.Exam weeeeeeek.
Not cool.
It's good because I get a week off to 'study'.
I sort of have. But not really. Because. I'm too much of a lazy sod to do work when I'm not at school.
And that, girls and boys, is how you fail exams.
But I don't have the first one until Wednesday, and I don't have the scary maths one until Friday, So I have... some more days to study and hopefully lessen my chances of failing miserably. I'll only fail a little bit instead. =)
So yeah. Anyway.
Ever notice how some people will sit there and hum? Which is annoying in itself, but then you get the peple who hum REALLY dramatically, because they want you to notice them and go 'omgzz ur such a good singerrr' even though they aren't even singing?
You know the kind I mean. Like the fourteen year olds who've been told they can carry a tune, which immidiately makes them think they're the next Britney Spears or something. Why you'd WANT to be the next Britney is beyond me, but that's beside the pont.
They get one comment on how they don't suck entirely and then they spend the rest of their teen years trying to be discovered through their humming talent. I know, I sit next to one of these girls in Art and Design.
Occasionally they'll burst out in random bouts of some sappy girly song I've never heard of. Or they sing along to what's on the radio. Which is just as bad.
But it's not as bad as the music at work. They went from no music, to trashy 80s, to trashy 90s, until they finally moved on to the trash of the 00s.
Only. It wasn't ALL of the trash from the 00s. Oh no. It was the same three songs. Simple Plan, Gwen Stefani, Simple Plan, Gwen Stefani again.
I hate Simple Plan. Fucking whiney kids. Your dad hates you? Great. Write a song about it.
Gwen Stefani. Damn that girl. People forget that she was in a half decent band for most of the nineties. Hell, I met some hardcore kiddy fans who didn't even know she was IN a band. Silly children. So uneducated.
Seriously. Kids don't know anything. I know people who have been all, 'Who's Jim Morrison/Freddie Mercury/Kurt Cobain?'
I mean, really. 'Who is Kurt Cobain?' I swear, I just about strangled that girl.
See? Why can't they have exams on important things like that? As opposed to Intorductory Calculus, which is silly, and has horrible, useless things like logarithms and differentiation. Stupid subject.
Yeah, anyway.
Try not to be morons, kiddies.
Steffy. xox.
6月1日 I Really Hate When That Happens.I ran out of two minute noodles. Fuck you, other people who also like noodles. Those puppies are MINE.
Anyway. On to business.
Business being, there is none.
That is. There's nothing I could think of that was worth whining about on here.
Don't be too disappointed kiddies. I'll still ramble on about stuff.
For example.
I just got off work. It was not terribly exciting. Because. I was the only one there. Seeing as the other people fucked off as soon as I got there.
And.
There are exams on next week. And. I'm stressing just a teensy bit. I'll probably fail. But so what. Exams are nothing.
Hopefully, anyway.
Jessie has NOT made me any more cookies since Friday night. I'm slightly disappointed in the child. *pokes her*
Something intelligent here.
Now pretend I've written something terribly profoud and cynical.
And now pretend you agreed with me all along so you don't feel like a moron.
Et cetera et cetera ct cetera.
See? You didn't even notice that I'm being boring and whiny.
=)
Actually.
You probably did. Screw you guys anyway. You're still reading, so I'm still cool. Nyer.
5月23日 This Is Not A Drill.It's really a hammer. Or possibly a chainsaw.
Either is good.
I have nothing to whine about. Come to think of it, that's probably a good thing. Despite the lack of entertainment it probably provides you kids. I'm in a relatively good mood.
It rained today. <3
It smelled good. I was going to walk home in it, but it had stopped by the time school finished. So I just caught the bus like I always do, and ignored the loser kids and had my mp3 player really loud. Or at least, as loud as it can go, whch is not very loud, and nowhere near as loud as I would like it to be.
Pity really.
I say 'really' a lot.
It probably means I'm cool.
At least I hope so.
Jessie made cookies in Home Ec today. She shared them with me. They were good. Thank you Jessie. =D
I have to work on Thursday. But that's ok. 'Cause it's only Tuesday, and I get paid on Thursday anyway, and it means I can go to town on Friday and spend money. Which is always fun.
I'm pretty much rambling. I just wanted to do blog entry so I'd feel famous on the internet. I hope it works.
Tally ho, chaps. <3 |
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